Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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