let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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