I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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