I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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