Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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