That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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