But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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