Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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