Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
