K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
you made out with another girl for some wings
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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