dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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