I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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