I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
