Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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