so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
