took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
These tits shall not be calmed
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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