i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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