I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
