Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it was like having sex with a tree stump
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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