you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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