I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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