some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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