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Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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