My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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