Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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