Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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