I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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