This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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