We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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