What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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