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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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