Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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