i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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