Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Farmville is her only friend.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
