i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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