she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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