i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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