lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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