If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Randomize
