I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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