Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
then he tried to convert me to islam
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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