so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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