How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
where am i from again
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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