I love black thongs
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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