Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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