Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize