I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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