His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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