With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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