Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
my being single is dangerous.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My dick has a subreddit
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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