my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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