hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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