i just google imaged poop.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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