dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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