I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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